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| woodland_poet | Bettws Home | Discussion Forum | 0 | Thursday, 11:13 AM EST by woodland_poet | ||||
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Another draw? Surely not?
we didn't deserve it but that's what we got three points were deserved but we threw two away 4-0 would have been the score on another given day Despite the draw, I really must confess that Morris and Co had me quite impressed we finally look like we'll take some stopping and come season's end the league we'll be topping! So we move on now to Bettws at home where we'll try to overturn their Division 1 throne will Mais the giant return to cause havoc or will Brooks remain with his build like Jody Cradock? I promised to spare ol' moggsie from stick until we lose - then I'll take the mic! so I'll stay on Dog and Oracle for now how Dog pulled his Mrs - only God knows how! He comes with his highlights and spiked up hair claiming he once was a player with style and flair we all know the truth though, you can't kick a ball with fresh air kicks to your backside you fall! And as for the Oracle, well where to I start? with all those takeaways I worry for his heart his abuse of refs and lino's to watch is just great to shut him up though Moggsie just chucks him a steak bake! God Bless Croesyceiliog! |
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| woodland_poet | Newcastle Emlyn Home | Discussion Forum | 0 | Oct 30 2009, 8:25 AM EDT by woodland_poet | ||||
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Thread started: Oct 30 2009, 8:25 AM EDT
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A home game again, I must be dreaming?
but without Jody Jenkins will Moggsie be screaming? will mais or Perry score some goals or will Moggsie be pushed closer to the dole? So the talk of the town is who will be picked can Croesy win, or will they get Di*%ked a win could send them up near the top but a defeat will send them nearer the drop. So here's to another three home three points hoping that Maisy has rested those joints My money is on Mr Perry to shine and on his sausage and chips The Oracle to dine! So over to you Wordsworth, let's hear you son awaiting more sarcasm, we'll laugh when you're done who will be next to be torn apart On doggie is as good as any place to start "The Hairdresser" Dog is a terrible ref to ignore the abuse though he must be deaf with his Mrs from Russia he's punching above his weight rohypnol or something - he MUST have used bait! And as for the Oracle, well what can I say according to the TV show he's actually gay I'm told that his boxers are something to savour but when on the touchline he shows awful behaviour And oh of the gaffer - you don't escape son! but next week with you I will have some fun! I'll leave you for now while you're not losing games but will return to give hell and point the finger of blame! God Bless Croesyceiliog! |
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| woodland_poet | UWIC Away | Discussion Forum | 4 | Oct 26 2009, 7:09 AM EDT by woodland_poet | ||||
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Thread started: Oct 22 2009, 8:11 AM EDT
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Well Mr. Wordsworth, where are you today?
Quiet since Croesy demolished Eddie May. i though the ol' legend would start off a crisis? your lack of knowledge is frankly priceless!! fair play to the side for the performance last week with passion and passing they looked oh so sleek that bloke from The Argus sang our praises and with Jody Jenkins he wants to have babies! The guy they called "Big Show" had a hell of a game isn't that the bloke Wordsworth had said would be lame? the man of the match award should have been forthcoming but for UWIC now Big Show will be gunning! So off we go now to the land of the student to bring back Jenko and Saviour would be prudent but the question must be who will Moggsie leave out? after such an impressive high scoring rout with games in hand we can get up the top with just three draws Llanwern we can drop but only three points are on offer this week to get them at UWIC would be some feat! So come on lads lets push up the table play like last week and we will be quite able the taste of three points should make us want more and then back to the student bar, and fa**y galore! God Bless Croesyceiliog!
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| woodland_poet | May Day.... | Discussion Forum | 2 | Oct 16 2009, 11:36 AM EDT by woodland_poet | ||||
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Thread started: Oct 15 2009, 11:10 AM EDT
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Well what the hell was that last weekend?
Jamie Jenkins up front - has he gone round the bend? Thank got the error was soon rectified but our quest for a win was sadly denied. What a shocking bunch of people we met a forearm to poor old Michael Brooks' head flying forearms are apparently fine not in Moggsie's book - and certainly not mine! that idiot we saw in the dugout throughout spat at our Gaffer and gloated no doubt shocking behaviour, call yourself a man? is that why you're being slated by your very own fans? we never gave two thoughts to you before last week but now on the fixtures your club we shall seek your conduct on Saturday shall not be forgotten and we'll send you crashing back to the bottom! So on we go to another game to face a Manager with reputation and fame Eddie May's presence will raise Porthcawl's game let's hope Croesyceiliog will not be so lame! We hear that Mais the Giant is back? will he add muscle and punch to attack? Jamie and Brooksy are banned for the game and Nadin out too which is such a shame A home game at last and about time too a 15 mile walk from stand to the loo can croesy get another win and send Ol' Eddie home in a Spin? God Bless Croesyceiliog!
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| woodland_poet | Maesteg Park Away | Discussion Forum | 0 | Oct 9 2009, 7:21 AM EDT by woodland_poet | ||||
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Thread started: Oct 9 2009, 7:21 AM EDT
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All quiet on here - no sign of the fake
I'm glad to hear it - I needed a break to try and match me for rhymes and wit on my own club's website? - Oh what a ***! so toddle off back to your own club's site and look at your guest book and internal strife your very own players having pops at the gaffer when I read it I promise you there were fits of laughter so up to Maesteg we now must treck and take on some ex-pro's who'll be good on the deck can Croesy win and not be forgotten and send Maesteg & Bridgeman down to the bottom? Moggsie tells us how tough it will be if anyone knows, then surely it's he!? he tells us they're dangerous, a real tough test but these are the games that will prove who is best so Brooko must now stand up to his heroes for this game he's rumoured to have bought golden shoes will he play, or will he be sub? or will he be left at our Woodland Road Club? So here I must sign off - another week done hoping tomorrow to have lots of fun I hope to see moggsie & Oracle gloating on on their own words, Maesteg Park are chokin! God Bless Croesyceiliog! |
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| WilliamWordsworth | poems? | Discussion Forum | 2 | Oct 6 2009, 9:46 AM EDT by woodland_poet | ||||
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Thread started: Oct 5 2009, 12:36 PM EDT
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so croesy's attracted a mystery poet,
we know who he is, he just doesn't know it, is he a clubman, or is he a stranger, born in a barn, or maybe a manger? is he a wind up, or does he speak true, who's next to be mocked, could it be me, maybe you, plenty of targets throughout the team and committee, to end as it is would be a great pity. everyone loves some banter, some fun, lets pick on a player, a special someone, who is most big time, with arrogant behaviour, thats right, its fans favourite, the self proclaimed saviour. michaels his name and like vidic he's a rock, well thats what he says, oh my god what a c0ck, best "headerer" in welsh league, he's a dreamer at least, doesn't he know his heads like a 50 pence piece? i'm ending it here, as my days work is done, tonight i assure you, i'll have lots of fun, until wednesday or thursday, i bid you farewell, constantly thinking, who next to give hell.
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| garethmorgan7 | Who is The Woodland Poet?? | Discussion Forum | 0 | Oct 5 2009, 10:43 AM EDT by garethmorgan7 | ||||
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Thread started: Oct 5 2009, 10:43 AM EDT
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Speculation is rife regarding the true identity of The Woodland Poet. Following discussions on the weekend, the following people have been identified as the favourites!!
1/3 - Daniel Mais Evs - Mark Morris Evs - Gareth Wilmott 2/1 Ryan Fahey 5/1 Michael Brooks 8/1 The Oracle.... Any other suggestions?? |
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| woodland_poet | Latest Work of Art From The Torfaen Shakespere | Discussion Forum | 1 | Oct 2 2009, 10:00 AM EDT by garethmorgan7 | ||||
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Thread started: Oct 1 2009, 12:07 PM EDT
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So the Marston Stadium is where we now go
To face the lido, with Jonah on show with pressure off will Croesy excell and give The Lido a living hell? So Thomas or should I say Grimshaw has gone if you don't work hard you'll be bombed out you mong! So why did you move up from Cardiff you ***? when all we saw was you playing like s*&t!! So moggsie seems up for the next game or two he talks about Bridgeman and we all say "Who?" but before Ifor Park we must face the Lido with The Oracle I'm sure giving S*&t to the lino! The injuries pile up and make us all worry with games like this we need them back in a hurry were hoping they are now all on the mend in time to return and send bridgeman round the bend Now I must say sorry to poor "bridgey boy" I never have met him as man or a boy i never have heard of him once in the game but has he marked Deco? I doubt it all the same! The bloke may be perfectly happy and nice but 3 points we want from him this year - twice I hear that he calls himself "Legend" or something next to our ledge, son, you're nothing!
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| bowser1981 | where's mario? | Discussion Forum | 2 | Sep 28 2009, 12:55 PM EDT by THEDOG9 | ||||
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Thread started: Sep 26 2009, 6:26 PM EDT
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anyone know of his whereabouts let me know please. thank you
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| woodland_poet | Weekend Off... | Discussion Forum | 0 | Sep 24 2009, 8:42 AM EDT by woodland_poet | ||||
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Thread started: Sep 24 2009, 8:42 AM EDT
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A weekend off is tough to take
but the injured Jenkins needs a break with Perry back and Southard in Croesy now have the tools to win! The seconds turn to take on the scum in the 1st teams footsteps they must run to get a win at Celtic Park will make ol'Cheedy start to bark! So what will the 1st team do with their day now they wont be facing Treharris away? will moggsie and doggie was the reserves or go off scouting like nosey pervs? |
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| woodland_poet | Aberbargoed Away | Discussion Forum | 0 | Sep 19 2009, 3:21 AM EDT by woodland_poet | ||||
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Thread started: Sep 19 2009, 3:21 AM EDT
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A week ago Risca were smarted
now one week later O'Connor's departed he picked his games and never trained so seeing him go is no real strain That Jenkins boy was Croessy's saviour the other one booked for his usual behaviour that peckham boy was Croessys hero by keeping risca's score at zero so here we are, another match day hoping 'Bargoed will go the same way O'Connor's out but Southard's in can croessy get another win? The unbeaten tag is one to savour but it won't be maintained without much labour so come on Croessy recapture the magic to lose it there would be quite tragic God Bless Croesyceiliog! |
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| Saz'steam | Cwmbran Celtic - please win this game to save my marriage !!! | Discussion Forum | 2 | Aug 20 2009, 11:31 AM EDT by Saz'steam | ||||
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Thread started: Aug 19 2009, 7:28 AM EDT
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I would just like to wish all the lads good luck for tonight's game. You need to win as i have imformed my husband that if you dont, dont bother to come home!!!!! I have a uncle who supports celtic & i will never leave it down if you lose so please please kick some butts!!!! Thanks :-)
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| white_chocolatelove | Bruno!! | Discussion Forum | 0 | Jul 22 2009, 8:59 AM EDT by white_chocolatelove | ||||
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Thread started: Jul 22 2009, 8:59 AM EDT
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Well pre season is well and truely underway and from what iv seen its going pretty well in the sessions!!
Bring on the season is the feeling form the squad... especially croesy's latest new signing.... an Austrian called Bruno who is a very similar player to danny clouth. |
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| garethmorgan7 | Pre Season Training / Friendlies..... | Discussion Forum | 0 | Jun 6 2009, 8:04 AM EDT by garethmorgan7 | ||||
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Pre-Season will start on the 23rd of June this year due to the possibility of an earlier start to the season plus the need for a new Management Team to assess the squad and get to know the players.
Tusesday 23rd of June will be an 11-A-Side 90 minute game with 2 teams made up of current club players and some new faces. Training will then start on the 25th, at the ground, at 18:15 and will be Tuesdays and Thursdays every week thereafter. Only a few friendlies will be played of Saturdays - no training. We all have the right to enjoy a nice summer if we get some sun!! I hope to be able to start confirming the re-signing of some players from last season in the next week or so - in addition to some new faces. |
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| croesyfan | Gareth Morgan - New 1st Team Manager. | Discussion Forum | 1 | May 29 2009, 10:37 AM EDT by garethmorgan7 | ||||
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Thread started: May 22 2009, 4:22 AM EDT
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Gareth Morgan has been appointed new 1st Team manager with immediate effect.
Gareth has previously been a coach at Taffs Well,Dinas Powys and this season was at ENTO Aberaman Athletic. Welcome to the club Gareth and hope you have a successful and enjoyable time at Croesy.
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| chocolatelove | BLACKPOOL | Discussion Forum | 0 | May 26 2009, 7:18 AM EDT by chocolatelove | ||||
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Thread started: May 26 2009, 7:18 AM EDT
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Absolute pleasure. Great crack - Great company. Well done Jodie Jenks for the organising. Brilliant time
Couple of Highlights - too many to put on here Chesney's neck scarf - funniest thing I have seen in a very long time Jimmy Krankies Turquoise cardigan with orange T-Shirt sat night + collars & cuffs on the sunday night with sown in socks Black teeths aberZOMBIE & Stitch T-SHIRT Triggers - Miami vice blazer with sleeves rolled up sat night - priceless Tramps - no lens glasses in CLUB SCHNUK sun night great fun Chocco Love signing off. |
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| edwardjohnsmyth | ... _ _ _ ... send immediate assistance | Discussion Forum | 6 | May 19 2009, 10:24 AM EDT by chocolatelove | ||||
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Thread started: May 17 2009, 4:45 PM EDT
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ahoy there me shipmates.
those jammy Ym boys might survive but it's not all bad news, at least your mob have gone down. no doubt you'll think you'll regroup and come straight back up. easier said than done though and impossible with the current shower playing. what's the chances of finishing with 11 men once in a while ? i tell you what puzzles me though, how come your 1st team wasn't good enough yet the stiffs won the reserve title convincingly. 2nd team players getting overlooked ? your club makes me laugh......fancy having a 9pm deadline for the managers job........if somebody enquires at 9.03pm will it be dismissed. your mob couldn't run a bath. mickey mouse, always have been. enjoy newcastle emlyn next year.
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| chocolatelove | Re Past Players that have let us down | Discussion Forum | 3 | May 15 2009, 9:41 AM EDT by chocolatelove | ||||
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Thread started: May 13 2009, 5:47 AM EDT
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I hope some of those monkeys turn up on saturday watch us win to stay up then apologise to every single player for letting the club down. I am confident we can do it Saturday, so bed early / clean boots / good attitude
1. Danny Mare - make sure you get your boots back from GREGGS (saw the assistant using them to slice bread) 2. Teen Wolf - Clean your teeth 3. Chris Moyles - Wear a sports bra 4.Jimmy Krankie - take the blocks out of your boots you will always be that sixze so deal with it 5.Clouthie - Cut your fringe 6.Barrack - practice jumping up in the sand pit before saturday 7. Wolf boy - Flame throw the facial hair 8. Zak - beam me down scotty 9. Callum - use a different mixing bowl for your hair Saturday 10.Needles - i'll have special fried rice and spring rolls 11. Black teeth - just try PLEASE 12.Bianca - THE JUDGE say no more TWEEZERS FOR SPLINTERS 13.Ricky alias SWAMPY - Soap & water 14.FAHEY alias Alf Garnett - Darren Anderton say no more Cmon u monkeys ONE LAST EFFORT - ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK
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| chocolatelove | My top3 Choices for 1st Team Manager | Discussion Forum | 2 | May 15 2009, 9:03 AM EDT by chocolatelove | ||||
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Thread started: May 13 2009, 5:28 AM EDT
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1.Basil Fawlty
2.Coco the Clown 3.Bobby Gould
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| chocolatelove | RE NEW MANAGER 1sts | Discussion Forum | 3 | May 6 2009, 10:30 AM EDT by chocolatelove | ||||
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Thread started: May 2 2009, 7:53 AM EDT
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Who does the PLAYERS think should be 1st Team Manager. I have an opinion I wonder what you SUCKA's think it should BE.
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